new meme: adam sandler disappears into thin air, jennifer aniston is grief stricken
Money is the anthem of success, so put on Mascara, and your Party dress.
You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
i don’t go to family reunions because they always ask me rude questions they’re like my 4th cousin half removed only by marriage and they ask me “why don’t you ever have a boyfriend” and i’m like i don’t fucking know why don’t you have any of your teeth
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:
i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.