-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
August Brazil Nut….
september sandwich cookie
September Toffee Cornetto
October Cracker Jack
December Pudding Cup
July Loaded Mashed Potatoes
April Grilled Chicken
March Linguine Alfredo
croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate
Unless you have a muffin top.
here’s a to-do list for u
- fix yr garbage ass blog
- fix yr garbage ass attitude
my friends introducing me to people
and in that instant, I had pity.
I’ve always felt bad for Britney. I feel like she’s that person that has surgery done while they’re awake with no anesthesia. And no curtain so she can’t see herself being torn apart.
This breaks my heart and I am tired of hearing “oh its a part of being famous” No its harassment and makes people go crazy(i.e. 2008)
I was so happy when she got happy and better.
invader zim is 13 years old today. invader zim is old enough to have an invader zim phase