People asked me to make this rebloggable so I did whatever you people told me to do.
5 thousand people like my crazy ass thoughts about the world. I’m pleased.
*goes on someones blog* *blindingly bright pastel colours* fuck *really tiny text* Fuck *big portrait of anime character taking up a quarter of the screen* FUCK
Machine washable cumcatcher
The future is now
It’s a penis tent
Whole new paradigm on “pitching a tent”.
Is that guy a nevernude?
Feel free to jerk yourself off in public with this discreet cum catcher! Parks! Libraries! Churches! Beat your meat in the middle of the street!
“She is who she is, and she is unapologetic. When you’re around her, you feel an honesty that brings out the honesty in you. She has an old soul. I’m a few years older than she is, but I still feel like her younger brother. To this day, she still seems a little more wordily and intelligent than most people in the room. She’s very spontaneous, and she can make something fun out of nothing. Anything that seems interesting or adventurous, she’ll go for it — and her willingness breeds a kind of allegiance. Before you know it, you’re having a good time when you didn’t even know you could” - Chris Evans about Scarlett Johansson